hi.

Ben. Christian. Bearded. Lover.
ginnypants:

LOOK AT THIS THING I GOT AT GOODWILL
IT DISPENSES COTTON BALLS FROM ITS BUTT

Yusssssssss….

ginnypants:

LOOK AT THIS THING I GOT AT GOODWILL

IT DISPENSES COTTON BALLS FROM ITS BUTT

Yusssssssss….

(via xnascorex)

  • (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
  • Me: “So, what will it be?”
  • Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
  • (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
  • Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”